15 Funny Quotes from the Cast of Friends

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15 Funny Quotes from the Cast of Friends

By Kayla Matthews   /     Nov 17, 2014  /     Motivational Quotes  /     , ,

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One of the best ways to make the most of your Monday is with a good laugh, and some people might just argue that the show Friends is the best place to find one.

The series, which ran from 1994 to 2004, featured a group of six buddies living in New York City. It sounds like a cliché, but it turned out to be so much more. The show still has die-hard fans today, even though it hasn’t aired a new episode in a decade.

The good news for you is that the cast and characters’ funny lines and bits can help you when you need a minute to re-focus. Did you know that laughing can do a lot to improve your workday? It can improve your work environment, improve your creativity and even cut through tension if you and a co-worker are disagreeing on something.

Read through the following 15 quotes from the cast of Friends, have a nice chuckle, feel refreshed and then get back to your productive day:


Joey: “Man, this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat?”

Chandler: “You think that’s what’s weird? Joey, the man’s been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.”

Rachel: “Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom to. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: Sneeze Muffin.”

Monica: “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

Rachel: “Guys, guess what?!”

Chandler: “Ok, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?”

Phoebe: “She’s your lobster. C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.”

Ross: “Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON!”

Chandler: “Ross came fourth and CRIED!”

Joey: “If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point… Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

Joey: “You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.

Chandler: “I don’t know what that’s like? Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap.’ ”

Ross: “Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m really uncomfortable talking about.”

Joey: “Sure. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?”

Ross: “I actually had a topic in mind!”

Joey: “Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!”

Chandler: “Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.”

Joey: “Pheebs, you wanna help?”

Phoebe: “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”

Rachel: “Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.”

Monica: “That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.”

Joey: “Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens…is that why they’re extinct?”

Ross: “Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.”

Joey: “Hey, I’m not judgin’!”

Rachel: “How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?”

Chandler: “I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”


Feel better? Now, let that chuckle power you through the rest of your work day and enjoy the rest of the week.

About Kayla Matthews

Kayla Matthews writes Productivity Theory and is constantly seeking to provide new tips and hacks to keep you motivated and inspired! You can also find her on Huffington Post and Tiny Buddha, and follow her on Google+ and Twitter to stay up to date on her latest productivity posts!

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